Hi, I'm J. Michael Bumer!
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Just Statues, No Dogs or Cats

Yours, Mine and Not Ours

Dating Waiting

I Know You’re Blue. Breathe

Safety First

How it Began


Thursday Night Poetry

The Flying Pontoon Boat

ES-What?

Mom Told Me to Beat You Up

The Balance

M&M Spells Mom


Memoir Writing Nook

I Macho

President Nixon’s Fertility Assistance

Were They Really Bullies?

Before I Die -"No Not ME!"

It’ Not a Frisby


The Ballroom

Swiss Army Cola

Guidon Bearer

The Computer Dance

Government Issue – “GI”

The Almost Kiss

The Janitor's Bees


Through the Portal

Rock & Roll?


Teen Hangout

Nickles, Dimes, Quarters, Days

Popcorn, Peanuts, Onions and Condoms

Double Nose Job

Is The Light at The End or Start of The Tunnel?

Nasty Nellie Lives in a Well


Let's Jam

When I Was 12

Things Go Better With Coke

Scream! It's The Black Hand!

How to Crumple Paper

Throw it or Recycle


Open Mic Stage

Eating By The Number

Kindergarten

The Scout Greyhound Bus Merit Badge

Home, Home On the Range


In the Alley

Vigilante Rodeo

Naming is Easy. Just Start Eating


Good morning “About a half-hour”

Can a Fish Live Out of Water?

Meet the Staff

In The Press

Daddys and Mommies

The Rewards I Didn't Expect